ITALIAN SPEAKING My friend and I are having fun with one of our most loyal slaves. Lying there, resigned to satisfying our every whim, he waits for our crazy ideas (and we have plenty). My friend kicks things off: a nice spit from her divine mouth straight down the asshole’s throat. Which he swallows greedily. Then her panties, fragrant with so many scents and flavors, are pressed against his nose, so he can soak up that divine nectar. And now the best part: the golden shower. Finished off with a dripping roll of toilet paper firmly stuffed into his mouth to gag him. A perfect toilet, isn’t he? Consider that a real toilet is an inert object: you piss in it and that’s it. But he’s a hyperactive toilet—you piss into him and he opens his mouth wide, sticking out his tongue to catch the liquid that spills out, and above all, he swallows it, gulping down the liquid without spilling a single drop. Can you imagine? A human toilet. And he even enjoys it. Then he licks his lips, searching for the taste of our piss. Could anyone be a bigger asshole than that?