ITALIAN SPEAKING A lesson for our foot-licking slave. He must learn to be relaxed and use his tongue gently, because our feet are sacred. He must wash them but also worship them, with all the passion and respect they deserve. And he must thank us for the immense honor we are bestowing upon him. So, tongue out, and move slowly. His hands caress, his tongue washes, his face pressed against our feet. Every now and then, while he worships, the other foot can crush his head. A ritual: we are the priestesses, he is the sacrificial victim.