ITALIAN SPEAKING

Last week, precisely 9 days ago, a friend of mine took me some pastries. Unfortunately, I don’t eat pastries and I put them in the fridge. Now I need to get rid of them and I have decided to make a present to my fat slave Ciccio. He is supposed to follow a strict diet, trying to lose weight but I think that an exception, once in a while, will make no harm. Clearly, he will have to eat them my way: that means from the soles of my boots after I have crushed them. Eating pastries makes him thirsty, but he is lucky today; I’m in a good mood and will give the honor to drink my delicious golden nectar that I’m going to prepare fresh, for him!!!