ITALIAN SPEAKING

Today I enjoy whipping a non-masochistic slave. He has to take three hundred lashes, but from the start he screams and thrashes recklessly. After taking only one hundred and two lashes, beg my mercy. I stop, asking him how many are missing and he, counting wrong, adds a hundred more. He will pay dearly for his mistake, because next time I will give him the lashes that he himself counted incorrectly.