ITALIAN SPEAKING

This slave is totally useless. He cannot perform even the easiest tasks. Yesterday, for ecample, he destroyed an expensive battery of my videocamera. To avoid further problems, I ordered him to lie down on the floor and stay still. But, now, I have an idea on how I can make use of him. I have to per and he will be my personal toilet!!! I put a funnel in his mouth (for sure, he won’t be able to drink directly from the source) and I empty my bladder. He tries to drink fast but some pee spills over, wetting his face and the floor. He failed as a toilet too, now he must clean everything.